19 April 2020

Movie 2: Apocalypse Now Redux

Apocalypse Now Redux (1979/2001)
Martin Sheen, Marlon Brando, Robert Duvall, Laurence Fishburne, Dennis Hopper, Harrison Ford, Scott Glenn
Screenplay by John Milius & Francis Ford Coppola
Based on “Heart Of Darkness” by Joseph Conrad
Directed by Francis Ford Coppola

I always knew that “Apocalypse Now” was a movie that needed special attention when it was being viewed. The way people talked about it gave it sense of importance and prominence. This is a very deep and thoughtful story. It’s not your shoot ‘em up war movie. There’s plenty of fighting and war scenes throughout, but there’s something much more intellectual here.

From the beginning challenge presented to the main character, Sheen’s Captain Willard: track down a brilliant and successful Colonel and kill him because he’s gone insane. The entire voyage up river to find this strayed officer, Brando’s Colonel Kurtz, takes place as Captain Willard educates himself about the Colonel and tries to understand the man by reading entries in his file.

In one of these entries, Kurtz says soMerging that really struck me. It’s as relevant today as it would have been during the Vietnam War. He was talking about a time when his unit went and inoculated children in a remote village. The local soldiers had come to town after the US unit had left and had cut off the arms of all the children where the had been inoculated.  In trying to understand these soldiers, Colonel Kurtz came to this realization:
“These were not monsters. These were men... who fought with their hearts, who had families, who have children, who are filled with love - but the had the strength... to do that [cut off the children’s arms]! If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling, without passion, without judgment... Because it’s judgment that defeats us.”

If the war in Vietnam was fought with soldiers like that, it could have been won very easily. But to have that kind of victory, there would have been a massive human rights catastrophe. Indiscriminate killing of anyone suspected of being an enemy. How would anyone be able to tell who was guilty or not? More than half of the population would have had to been slaughtered. And even then, that crime would only create further issues. The same reasoning can be said for both Afghanistan and Iraq. We never went to Total War because we knew that would have lead to much more devastation, destruction, and death. 

One thing that really surprised me was how similar Martin Sheen looks like his son Charlie Sheen. I’d always seen Martin Sheen as an older actor, never young.
Robert Duvall was excellent as Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore. He owned every scene he was in. The entire ‘Ride of the Valkyries’ scene with the helicopters was impressive. A great scene using a great piece of music. 

This was a great movie and I’m glad I finally took the time to watch it. 

01 April 2020

Movie 1: 8 Heads In A Duffel Bag

8 Heads In A Duffel Bag (1997)
Joe Pesci, Andy Comeau, Kristy Swanson, George Hamilton, Dyan Cannon, David Spade, Todd Louiso
Written & Directed by Tom Schulman

This was such a forgettable movie. It has a funny premise, one that always kept me interested in seeing it.

Of course Joe Pesci is an excellent actor who's had his share of good comedic roles (My Cousin Vinny, The Super, Home Alone, Lethal Weapon 2-4). His role just seemed like a walking stereotype and impersonation of Goodfellas character.

Andy Comeau, the actual lead character, was pretty boring. Kristy Swanson's time was wasted in such a small unexplored role.

The story seemed repetitive, with the same gags and events going on again and again. But there was a lot that didn't make sense. We're to believe the main character hadn't seen his girlfriend in six months? He said she was a race car driver, but that was never mentioned again. So many plot holes.

I'll give the premise it's due: it sounded really funny. The execution just didn't pan out as well.

Own It But Never Seen It Movie Marathon

So, I own a lot of DVDs. A lot. Like my CD collection, it's pretty epic. Buying used DVDs at the Record Archive really helped my collection explode in size. Then came Netflix (when they sent discs in the mail) and the technology to copy and burn DVDs. Explode times ten.

So many movies added to the collection and there was no way for me to keep up with them. So many of them just went into the collection unseen. Saved for a rainy day when I could put one on. Those rainy days never really came.

I used to have a way to keep track of the movies I'd never seen. Instead of having them stand upright, I'd have the ones I hadn't seen laying sideways. It was a good system. And one that always had people asking what was up with it.

So here we are now. The Great Coronavirus Pandemic of 2020. We're all supposed to be staying home to help "flatten the curve." So now I have a lot of time on my hands. I've done movie marathons before through my collection, but I had an idea for this one: Why not try to hit a bunch of these that I hadn't seen yet?

So I began my journey on the Own It But Never Seen It Movie Marathon...